Post work Maccas.

by ejfaulkner93

Its 2AM and I have just knocked off from my bar job.
Without a doubt I cannot go to bed without eating food and being bulimic it’s not as if I have something waiting for me in the cupboard.  What do I never fail to purchase? Maccy D’s of course and tonight I accompany it with a sweet somersby cider. Currently my back teeth ache like bitches and I got the news today that I have one that is decaying and urgently needs removing. Logical thing to do would be to cease the cause of the problem but AS IF.
I am going to hate myself in five years time when my mouth looks like that of a meth addicts.

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